She Moved To Texas, one of my favorite blogs, is holding a contest to win some personalized stationary from Happy Hound. She asked everyone to enter by telling her who our horse who send a thank you card to. Seeing as I currently do not own a horse, I thought I would write one from my dog, just for fun:
PetSmart Executive VP of Merchandising, Supply Chain, Marketing and Strategic Planning
Dear Mr. O’Leary,
I have been a fan of pig ears my whole life. The first time I ever had one, it was bigger than my head and it was awesome. So tasty, and tough, but not too tough. One pig ear used to last me a few days, but now that I am all grown up, I can eat one in 10 minutes flat. My mom says that is really impressive, since I’m only 12 pounds.
The reason for my letter Mr. O’Leary, is that I would like to thank you for stocking my favorite brand of treats, Dentley’s Prime Cuts Pig Ear Strips. Every time I visit my local PetSmart, I know exactly which aisle they are in and I always go there first! Unless there is a pretty girl dog, then I say hello to her first and show her where to go for the best treats ever.
Without you, Mr. O’Leary, and your ridiculously awesome job of knowing what treats dogs like, I would not ever get to eat a pig ear and know true happiness.
Rocky Roo Raccoon